Funny Quotes and Where Have I been?

Hey there and Hi-De-Ho Everybody!  I've got to get my act together.  I've really been working on my next novel, which is a sequel to The Thorium Endeavor.  The story is not like a volume 2, but is a new story featuring the main characters from The Thorium Endeavor and introducing a few more.  It tells of a new threat of world domination and will we be able to overcome this evil?  The characters were introduced to the world in The Thoirum Endeavor.  If you have yet to meet these folks you may want to read The Thorium Endeavor first.  It is available as an ebook on Amazon, Barnes & Nobel, Kobo, IBooks and Smashwords.  It is also available in paperback on Amazon only.

The new story is still a work in progress and a title has not yet been decided on, but it will have its own title and not be a continuation of The Thorium Endeavor.

In the meantime, I just wanted to check in with you and let you all know that I am still alive and writing.
Now that summer is now here, I will be blogging more often than I did during the winter months.

Today, however, I am bringing the laughter back!  Enjoy the humor!

Funny Quotes:

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks