Thursday, February 17, 2011

Why do we do the things we do?

Betcha didn't think that one thru did ya'? :)


OUCH!! What were they thinking? Did the second guy to go around the monkey bar think he is so good that he can defy gravity? And what about the first guy? Well, needless to say, he was STUPID enough to believe him! I hope the entire school saw this one.  I know at that at least one guy or gal had to because someone was holding the camcorder and you could hear them trying not to laugh.  And I'll bet that there was at least one kid looking out the window.  I don't know, maybe the second guy let the other guy go first because he thought his abs were like super strong and that gravity could not hold him.  You can hear him as he tried to pull himself over the bar on the first swing. "UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!"   Then you hear the poor first guy as he got plastered by the second guys fail.  "UUuggghhh, ooooohhhhhhhhh"
Hey guys! Just go home. Don't even go back in the school.
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Now if you thought that was bad just wait til you get a load of this


YEEOOUUCCHH!!! That's GOTTA HURTS!! I mean as in it hurt so much that it hurt a bunch.....as in many times..........plural.........times. So we know that someone was running on the treadmill and somehow got talked into letting his friend show them that he could run on it with his hands. So, he first tries to hand stand on a moving treadmill  and the treadmill decides it isn't going to wait on him and just pulls his hands out from under him and he goes crashing down, FACE FIRST on this moving treadmill and then to the concrete floor!  Now I don't know if he quickly hid his face under the blanket out of extreme embarrassment or because he cracked his head open with he hit the concrete floor, but either way, that had to hurts!!
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So if you've had a bad day or things haven't been going your way, or you just needed to laugh at some nincompoops,  I hope you watched these idiots and realize just how stupid they are and that you are not. 
I'd also like to share with you a quote that was shared with me on Facebook today;
An old man once said ...There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. So love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living 
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So that's all I have for today. I hope you've enjoyed your visit.  I've certainly enjoyed your being here.  Please come back often.  As always, if you have any comments or suggestions please leave them in the comments section below.
Thanks for stopping by!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Take your golf game to a new level!!

Howdy Folks! 

I just finished my workout for today and am I tired?!  Man! Wow! I am completely worn out after that.  I am not a body builder by any stretch of your imagination but I do try to stay somewhat in shape.  I'm a golfer, not a PGA professional or you would have heard about me by now.  No I tend to keep the sport honest and enjoyable by letting the pro's have all the money and glory.  I just play a couple of rounds a month on local courses.   Tiger Woods told me that he's thankful I'm not on the tour.  That's alright, Tiger.  You can have all the money and big Nike sponsorships you can carry.  I'll just play for the love of the game.

Well, there is snow on the ground right now but golfing weather is not far away.  So, I am concentrating my workouts to help improve my game.

How about you? Are you a golfer who would like to play as good as the pro's do?  There are lot's of coach's who can help you and many video's on the internet that will help as well.  I've seen a lot of these video's and gotten some really good advice.  When you watch the video's you can't take everything you see as the right thing to fix your game.  Everyone is different and everyone trains in different ways.  But I've found a video that reveals the truth about how the pro's train so that they can hit the ball to Mars.  Yeah.  I thought you would want in on that kind of knowledge so I've included the video just for you in today's blog.  Watch it!  Maybe you will find something of value there.  Enjoy!


Well there you have it. My golfing tip for the day. I hope you find it helpful.
As always I thank you for coming. Please leave any comments or suggestions in the comments section, below.

I hope to see you soon. :)





Tuesday, February 15, 2011

How much of this is real?

A woman in Carthage County has been admitted to the hospital due to freak injuries she received while driving home from work this past Monday.  Officials at the scene said that she wasn't apparently breaking any laws and she was just driving home the same way she does everyday when all of a sudden it happened and paramedics on the scene tell us that it appears she has received a broken back.  Police have said that she was not at fault and luckily no one else sustained any life threatening injuries. All others were treated at the scene for minor bumps and bruises and released.  The woman whose name officials aren't releasing at this time has been taken to Mercy Sakes General  for treatment. 

Doctors at the hospital are saying that the woman, whose name we found out from hospital staff is Lucille Gouse, is in stable condition and she is expected to fully recover.
Today we have been able to visit with Mrs. Gouse and spoke with her about the accident. She said she isn't sure how it happened. "You would think I'd have to fall or something."  But that didn't happen to this mother of 2.  She said it just happened.  She is now resting, albeit in traction.  Doctors say that she will need a few months to fully recover.

We talked with her husband who was able to shed some light on how this might have happened.  He said that he and his daughter Carrie, were playing with a basketball in their driveway while waiting on Lucy to get home.  "We were just playing a game of HORSE and the subject came up about her homework. She made me promise not to tell her mom and I said I can keep a secret if she can.  She made me pinky swear that I wouldn't tell and I told her she had to promise too, you know, step on a crack and break your momma'
s back?  Well she was standing on a crack when she said that.  It's all my fault.  I should've looked down."

--Unafilliated Press--
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On another note, I wanted to say something about the CBS reporter, Serene Branson, who apparently suffered a stroke on air during the Grammy's. If you go looking for the video you will find a lot of people saying she was drunk and a dumb blonde.  The ignorant among us makes a lot of noise.

I just want to wish her well and hope she recovers fully.  I empathize with her because this same thing happened to me last November, only I was not on TV.  Doctors are treating me for a stoke and after seeing what happened to Serene I am certain that this is what happened to her too. A stroke.
Serene, get lots of rest. I hope you fully recover from this.
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I can't let you go from this place with such a weight on your heart, so here is a joke just for you.  Warning!
It's more funny than dirty but I still wouldn't share it with children.

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just newspaper covering his genitals.  The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"  The man said "Nothing, it's just  a bird, now go away!"  The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.  Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excruciating pain.  "Where the hell am I?"  A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you need emergency help, so we rushed you right over."  
"Well what the hell happened to me?"
"We don't know, son.  Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was.The person said, "Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?"  "Well" the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung it's neck, broke it's eggs and set it's nest on fire!"
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That's all I have for today.  I hope you enjoyed your stay and hope to see you soon. As always I welcome and look forward to your comments and suggestions, so please leave them in the comments section below.

Thanks for stopping by.  Have a wonderful day!